Blazing Belfast Breakfast

".....and the egg was cooked through. It was sitting on top of everything else and by the time I got to the egg it was not runny at all. But how did they get those mushrooms so juicy?"

" I don't know and the next time I'm asking for black pudding instead of the fruit."

Its a little known fact but enjoying an Ulster Fry is a religious experience. It's not based on empirical data but involves a bit of faith,a dash of upbringing and a side order of hope.

Hope it won't kill you.

I will endeavor with my fellow greaser, Smokey Bacon, to bring you reviews of our weekly worship at the Houses of Fry.

Piece of tatty bread be with you all.